everything i do is sarcastic

i just lots 2, i repeat 2followers in a 30 second time frame this just got intense

cashtier:

when there are people who consider you their friend
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when there are people consider you their best friend
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when there are people who consider you their family
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asked: i know man thats why it sucks gettin friendzoned by these feminazi *sighs* if only they could see my vast intellectual superiority over them because i have realized that religion is a scam and the answer to life lies in atheism. dumb bitches thinking they can friendzone me when in fact ive got a body pillow of my waifu, applejack. she'll always be there for me unlike those morons

rayquarza:

*strokes patchy-ass facial hair while nodding in agreement* damn, why cant we go back to the 50’s where everyone was as classy as us…………….. …….

*tips fedora* thats when REAL women would appreciate true gentleman like us

jiffi:

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pobredreamer:

My cousins cute plant temple

*strokes neckbeard*

greenstarfanatic:

dokibots:

hm

coolslug:

just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.

my head hurts so bad sweet mother of shrek

my head hurts really bad im feelin hella sad

fayghost:

man I DUG the colors in this panel

fayghost:

man I DUG the colors in this panel

zggamarchive:

when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

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itsbrittanybiiitch:

Shots fired

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